Things I used to think:
"I will celebrate every birthday, because birthdays are fun!"
"I will embrace grey hair, it's a sign of wisdom and experience. Besides, who wants to pay for a hair appointment every 4-6 weeks?"
"Women shouldn't have to hide their wrinkles. What's wrong with a few laugh lines - it means you enjoyed life, right?"
Things I think now:
"Birthday.... oh crap; how old am I again?"
"Ok, yeah, too much grey - time to commit to hair color."
"Where the hell did this chin hair come from? How did it suddenly appear and already be half an inch long? Also, what is this quasi-mustache s**t?"
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