So it's been medical maladies up in WI this week. On Monday Allison dropped a bocce ball on her toe. Actually, she dropped the bocce ball and it bounced on the pavement - then fell on her toe. (yes, put it forever in the records that I let the kids play bocce ball in bare feet - well, Allison does - Jacob would typically rather throw a massive fit than wander outside in bare feet - don't know where that comes from).
The toe turned purple and swelled up and so Tuesday afternoon we were off to the doctor for toe x-rays. Turns out she probably did in fact break the very tip of the very tip of her middle toe. The x-rays are in radiology now, but the pediatrician thought it looked like a break. So right now it's buddy taped to the toe next door and if she's still walking funny next week we can bring her back for a hard soled shoe. If radiology thinks it's not broken, his advice was to burn a little hole in her toenail to relieve the pressure - though the instructions were not more specific than that so I imagine it would not happen. Allison seems to be doing fine - though walking a little gimpy.
Also on Monday, I had a small surgical procedure to remove a thing on my back. Won't go into great details - I think it's yucky. So I actually brought this up with my doctor over a year ago (when it was considerably smaller), and she said it's something that you don't mess with unless you have to. Well, it grew and became painful - so we had to. So I show up and the instructions are eat normally, you can drive yourself, simple thing. Well, I inform the nurse and the doctor that I don't want any information about what they are doing. Just do it. They sound suprised and say that all the research shows that patients feel they don't get enough information. They also mention (precipitiously so) that people who swear during pain can endure that pain for 40 seconds longer than people who don't swear (it had been on the news that morning).
They put on the local anaestetic and start to go to work. Let's just say that it DID NOT work. It was not totally numb, and I considered a lot of swearing - but opted for just a lot of yelping. (yes, they did try to numb it again, but it was apparently too big). I tell them again to stop the play-by-play and they're like "you really don't want to know?" and I'm thinking "yeah - why do you think I said that at the beginning?" Perhaps it's difficult for doctors to realize that everyone is not fascinated by medical things. That some of us would prefer to be completely knocked out before giving a blood sample. That we tend to get queasy when other people talk about accidents and broken bones. This can't be that odd.